open rp post

[killthepast]

OPEN RP POST

this is an open rp post. do what you will with it. picture prompts, prose starters, tflns, lyrics, memes, etc etc etc. gen preferred, but i'm not 100% opposed to shipping, depending on the character and how well they click. permissions here & character info here.

- random scenario meme
- au meme
- random dialogue prompt
- random scenario generator
- prompt masterlist

Comments

[onteamdyson]

Woah. Dude. Settle. [She is... definitely getting that vibe. How is it even possible that someone could hate Die Hard? The sequels, yeah, okay, fair, but the original?

Kenzi leans back in her chair, hands up defensively. If looks could kill, she'd be vaporized by now!]

Wait-- Do you seriously have a 4.0? [Legit Nerd. Like, nerd that means business. Wow. Now she knows who to go to for study tips!

... If he doesn't murder her during this project.]

Why not? It's seasonal! It's appropriate! I mean, normally I'd vote Mighty Ducks which is just-- cinematically speaking-- the greatest movie ever made.

[killthepast]

[ Why is a 4.0 so unbelievable? ] You could have one, too. [ Why, that's almost nice-- oh wait he's scowling and adding: ] If you stopped texting and applied yourself.

[ Seriously, put your phone away.

SEETHING EXHALE THROUGH HIS VERY LONG NOSE. ] That is not the-- why would you even claim that when you have Stanley Kubrick's entire filmography to choose from?

[ He's so!! offended!! ]

[onteamdyson]

Hey, as long as mine stays above a three, I'm good. I'm taking my pre-law years easy. Don't wanna burn myself out before the hard shit. [That is... some strategy, Kenzi. Also what? Is this bothering you? Is her gaze glued to the screen, thumbs flying furiously over the surface of her phone, barely listening to anything you're saying making you upset, Kylo? Too bad.

She's multitasking.]

Because if it came down to watching a clockwork orange or D2, I'd pick D2 every time. Think about that, kylo. Name one other film series that holds up as well as ANY of the mighty ducks movies. Name ONE!

[killthepast]

[ HE WOULD SAY STAR WARS, BUT ALAS: HE CANNOT.

Instead, with fierce determination, he answers: ] Lord of the Rings

[onteamdyson]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring. They could have cut the run time of all movies in HALF and not lost any of the story. It takes forever to get through any of them! I'd rather watch Alice in Wonderland for the millionth time.

[Because at least with ANY of those movies, she can usually keep herself entertained by distracting Jeff about halfway through.

... Those kinds of distractions are not going to work on Kylo.]

Okay, look. Let's face it. You're probably gonna be doing the majority of the work on this thing because you seem like that type of guy. If you pick ANYTHING even remotely interesting to me, I'm a fuckton more likely to contribute.