friendr (riverview)

[killthepast]

	Friendr
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	» Age: 29 » Seeking: Acquaintances, sparring partners. » Preferences: People who aren't from my galaxy. » Interests: Combat training. Piloting. Exploring beyond the wall. » Bio: You don't need my life story.
	Kylo Ren
	« ✘ ✔ » base code by photosynthesis

Comments

guess who's stuck in his HOSPITAL BED and bored, thanks jerk

[volitaunt]

hey felicia, you spelled your name wrong

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[killthepast]

How's the medcenter?

[ If he were the type to use passive aggressive smileys, there would be one right now. ]

[volitaunt]

they call it a HOSPITAL here, don't be plebeian

[killthepast]

Hospital, then.

[ SO. DEADPAN. I mean, it's text, obviously it's deadpan. ANYWAY, HE WISHES HE BROKE YOUR HANDS, POE. And your... vocal cords... ]

[volitaunt]

food's surprisingly not bad. company's good. lots of people very curious about what happened.

[ Why did he do this? Why? (That is the narration asking for the record.) ]

[killthepast]

As I expect they would be.

[ S H R U G ]

[volitaunt]

you're more interesting in person. might want to work on the whole ENGAGEMENT thing, if you're going to have one of these.

[killthepast]

I'll take that under consideration.

[ HE WILL NOT FEED THE TROLL THIS TIME!! ]

[volitaunt]

Is Ren really not short for anything?

[killthepast]

Yes. Really.

[ What's the text equivalent of speaking through gritted teeth??? ]

[volitaunt]

I thought Karen was a good guess.

[killthepast]

[ Why is he... referencing other conversations from that DISASTROUS POST...

Oh well. Keep giving him MEASURED, BORING RESPONSES. Calm typing!! ]

Yes, I'd expect that of you.

[volitaunt]

and repeating something can make it funnier.

might just be your sense of humor.

[killthepast]

Get to your point.

[ ......................he's going to kill you SO HARD ONE DAY ]

[volitaunt]

[ OKAY KYLE. ]

just wanted to thank you for that post on the network. truly, deeply.

[killthepast]

[ INTERNAL SCREAMING. MUST NOT CAPSLOCK IN RAGE. ]

Ah.

[volitaunt]

it's been great reading, really cheers me up to know i made an impact in someone else's life.