open rp post

[killthepast]

OPEN RP POST

this is an open rp post. do what you will with it. picture prompts, prose starters, tflns, lyrics, memes, etc etc etc. gen preferred, but i'm not 100% opposed to shipping, depending on the character and how well they click. permissions here & character info here.

- random scenario meme
- au meme
- random dialogue prompt
- random scenario generator
- prompt masterlist

Comments

[onteamdyson]

no! no way! not a maniac!

more like... ivory-skinned hulk. or the human embodiment of the angry birds game. if you were patron saint of something it would probably be road rage.

just rage in general

[killthepast]

Just because I threw my ipad across the room ONE TIME it doesn't mean i have a rage problem

IT WOULDN'T STOP LOCKING UP ON THE UPDATES

[onteamdyson]

ok wait. wait. you threw THAT one across teh room one time bcuz after you threw it it smashed into a billion pieces

p sure you threw like. two others before that. your dad is so freakin cool that he keeps getting you ipads as a substitute for being present in your childhood

[killthepast]

[ screams

Your worship of his father is your worst quality, Kenzi. ]

Yes he's so generous, sending me ipads that were probably stolen in the first place.

[onteamdyson]

[That is surprising and untrue. Her worst quality is obviously her lack of tact.]

is the moral of the story you wanna stab ur dad?

see? its a pattern, Ky. v predictable. We gotta work on ur social skills and like...
acceptable public behaviours

[killthepast]

[ Of course he doesn't want to stab his dad!

...

Well, sometimes he does. ]

My social skills are FINE. I have friends

[ no wait no he doesn't ]

I have associates and everything